Battletoads is full of win, you can't buy their game and they doesn't afraid of anything.

Been Nowere. Did Nothing. Stole the T-Shirt.

It has been proven that Luthor's are made of pretty hard and definately expensive material.

"I'll take that as a definite maybe!"


< The Tokio Hotel Version feat cinema bizarre !

I want to live in a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value

I wear the brains in this class It's Playtime :) Do you liek mudkipz?

"You see this shirt? Stole it!" Now that would be impressive

Japan plus power rangers = Greatness. Super Sentai FTW!!
Japan plus power rangers = Greatness. Super Sentai FTW!!

You should love Piplup?
You should love Piplup?

This is NOT a photo opportunity! He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Don't you just love aphorisms? <3

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

I hear your silence loud and clear

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.Help I've fallen and I cant...hey nice carpet!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

when life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Never judge a book on it's movie

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. so study and be evil.

Some Neville Love

-Neville needs a remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.

-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.

-If Neville had a myspace, he'd have more friends than Tom.

-If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labelled "BAMF."

-They thought of making a Neville puppet for Potter Puppet Pals...but nobody makes fun of Neville Longbottom and wakes up the following morning.

-Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said "I have them right where I want them."

-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.

-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.

-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.

-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.

-Neville turned Dumbledore gay.

-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.

-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.

-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.

-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.

-Neville is listed in "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" with a Ministry of Magic Classification XXXXXX. This classification was created specifically for Neville.

-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.

-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.

-Neville made Chuck Norris out of Mrs. Norris’ rib.

-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.

-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.

-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a Sword."

-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.

-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.

I think a certain person has been here xD No names. Darn xD

The 80s were cool =]

They had big hair xD but not as bis as this guy >>

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< darn it didnt work *cries* haha LMAO!

Well Tokio Hotel are the shizz Nd everyone should go check em out!


But they've kinda all changed D':

I mean Bill now has DREADS nd not alot of eye make-up, his twin Tom has cut his blonde dreads and now has black cornrows, Georg has lost weight and looks really 'athletic' and Gustav has taken to wearing his glasses in public D:

And as for Cinema Bizarre... their new album ToyZ was due out in spring/summer but has been delayed until August when they are also going to release a single called "Come 2 Party". But on the 18th May, visit and you will be able to download a free track from ToyZ. And If people think they recognise them slightly, they hae recently been touring with Lady Gaga who is also aweshum


Also Slash has announced that his long awaited solo album will probably not be released this year as at this time, there are only 9 tracks fully recorded with vocals. He is being very secrative about who has been involved so far but one dead cert so far is legendary Glam Rocker ALICE COOPER , (we are not worthy, we are not worthy - Haha Waynes World FTW) as Slash contributed licks to his lastest album "Along Came A Spider".

darn videos -_- ah well hope your kwl with the music world... in Germany xD

Auf Wiedesehn kinder ;)

"Wow, look who got grazed by the funny bullet."

^Lois Lane, for the win

I thought I'd play about and try to put in a couple of videos myself. They are both adverts from when I was at school. the frist one was when I was in primary school and we all used to march around the playground mimicking the ad and singing the song. This is the shorter version I think.

This next one is a classic tango advert but the company had to change it as there was a spate of "incidents" -shall we call them - in schools and kkids were being injured when other kids "tangoed " them! It's a brillian advert though and I laughed out loud tonight when I watched it for the first time in years! N.B. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T GO AROUND TANGOING EACH OTHER!! It's not worth it and i'll get into trouble :( anyway I hope you likey the advert... or rather liek it ;-)

At least someone has the hang of LIEK!

But now for some "amusement" ... brought to you by Bill Gates, Jerry Seinfield and Microsoft. Personally, I would sugges that Microsoft keeps CHARGIN THEIR LAZERS! *cough* I mean ... making better operating systems so I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD! *cough* I mean ... CHARGE MA LAZER!

Anyway, back to todays programmes, brought to you by HUGO CHAVEZ!

Microsoft, get back to making OS's.

Football Injuries :( :





here is a blonde joke :D
There is a blonde and 2 brunettes and they are given the challenge to swim across a river. so the first brunette goes, she barely gets in the water and says its too cold so comes out again. the next brunette goes, so she swims a quarter of the way across but gets too tired so comes back. then the blonde goes, she swims 3 quarters of the way across but gets too tired so comes back =) haha.

And anutha =]

Theres a brunette, dinosaur and a smart blonde and they all jump off a cliff. Which one suvives?

The brunette 'cause the other two dont exist xD

Simples ^_^


Anyone still come on this??
Its funni lookin thru everytin again xD
Brings back memories x]

Now that would have been an epic campaign to do XD
Good times, huh? We were some crazy kids back then, come to think of it... nothing much has changed x]

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